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mr. elephant

mr. elephant

Submitted this for a freelance gig writing children’s books… no takers.  I still feel for you, mr. elephant.   For Miss Giraffe’s birthday She sent invitations galore, And though most furry friends would attend One animal wasn’t so sure. “I know I can’t have any […]

my children’s book

my children’s book

Tried submitting this to a whole bunch of publishers but got no takers.  I still like it. <3 GOOD GUY MEETS SCHMOOSH On a little city street, Where buses would pass by, Lived a young and stellar lad Whose parents named him Guy. When the […]

tootsie town

tootsie town

I make up a LOTTTT of songs and dances for my 9-month-old.  Someday, I’ll get to recording them and sharing them… Until then, here are the lyrics to the dance song, Tootsie Town. Come on everybody, let’s all get down! doot doot, doo doo doo […]

bc I love publix.

bc I love publix.

A day in the life of a newborn’s mom Sleepiness, struggles, and love Constantly feeding, and though this new mom’s not eating, Clothes no longer fit like a glove Maternity leave, though short, is sweet Days spent with the love of my life He naps, […]