love, your fav rookie homeowners

My husband and I are rookie homeowners.  In our first home for just over a year now, we’re both learning how imperative maintenance can be.  At the same time, our antics have been pretty entertaining.  As a co-human, I recognize the looks from technicians.  I want to laugh at me, too.  But as a rookie […]

had to.

I scratched my itching arm with my tongue earlier as my son slept in my arms and I attempted to not disrupt him #momlife

is it possible?

Mothering a six month old is purely repeatedly picking up the same dropped item? Is there a max on daily expectations? Because I’ve reached it.

christening caterer needed.

I just called and was told to call back and ask for Levi, Rock, or Ace.  Like, I am trying to order meatballs, I don’t need a 1982 hair band ballad performed.

can’t talk anymore.

Is it motherhood?! I can’t type things correctly anymore.  I slur words.  I sound like a drunk 24-7.  I literally type words that I didn’t even intend to type.  I go back and read something I just typed, and I’ve inserted random words, avoided some altogether, or inverted the letters in pretty simple words like, […]

oh the irony.

When you have so much wine that you find yourself messaging recovering acquaintances from middle school to congratulate them on their sobriety…

when we grow up.

Earlier I found myself wondering what my son’s going to be when he grows up, and then I realized I haven’t even figured out what I’m gonna be yet…