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Another Hit from the Avocado Burglar

Another Hit from the Avocado Burglar

It seems my neighbors are HUGE on trying to steal my things. First my nanny, now my avocados. One of the cool things about our house is that we have two different types of avocado trees in our backyard. They ripen at different times, providing […]

The Nanny THIEF

The Nanny THIEF

Just when I’m convinced there couldn’t possibly be anything more to worry about as a mom, my nanny returns home with my son to tell me she’d nearly been kidnapped by a fellow mother. When Declan’s nanny started working with us 9 months ago, she […]

To My Husband on His First Father’s Day: You’re Just Okay (jk jk jk)

To My Husband on His First Father’s Day: You’re Just Okay (jk jk jk)

If you’re a fan of my blog, you know I got a little kick out of the viral article that praised moms for being “enough” when I feel sassy, confident, and plenty on the daily.  In fact, when I compare myself to hubs, I am […]

21 Ways You’re KILLIN’ it.

21 Ways You’re KILLIN’ it.

Ya know, I’m all for the sappy articles that remind moms they’re “good enough” and doing a “good job,” but their intended message of empowerment nearly brings me DOWN to the belief that I’m just achieving the bare minimum when Mom-ing. In fact, if I […]

the intimate frog

the intimate frog

*one year ago today, pre-blog…* I needed a full day to recuperate and stop shaking before I could share my story. Now that I finally find it to be (A LITTLE) funny and not utterly horrifying, I hope others will share in the hilarity. Yesterday, […]

90s guys are hot

90s guys are hot

Now that I’m 31, I’m re-watching random ass movies and shows from the 90s and finding so many dudes to be hot suddenly. We’re they always lookers or is it because I’m so old, married, and parenting? Take Kurt Russell. He was just a dad-like […]

love, your fav rookie homeowners

love, your fav rookie homeowners

My husband and I are rookie homeowners.  In our first home for just over a year now, we’re both learning how imperative maintenance can be.  At the same time, our antics have been pretty entertaining.  As a co-human, I recognize the looks from technicians.  I […]

oreo contest

oreo contest

For a solid two days, I was coming up with every deliciously potential oreo flavor there could be, since they’re running the #myoreocreation contest. Then I learned that the contest runs until mid-July. I may be a fatty but I also have zero patience to […]