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In the Eye of Irma

In the Eye of Irma

This has been the most nerve-wracking, intimidating, uncertain, uneasy, outright scary week of my life. I’m writing from the comforts of my sister’s guest bedroom as my little one innocently naps next to me. I’m grateful he’s not privvy to the situation surrounding him. Along […]

I got wait-listed for solar eclipse glasses

I got wait-listed for solar eclipse glasses

I was late for the solar-eclipse-glasses-at-$1.99-retail-price boat. This solar eclipse is all everyone’s been talking about though, so I didn’t want to be the only overly curious individual unable to look up tomorrow.  I figured Walmart has everything under the sun (ba dum chhhhhh) so […]

The Charlie Brown Palm Tree

The Charlie Brown Palm Tree

Dear Once-Full Palm Tree, All I did was ask my husband to remove the little ugly shrubs to the left of your beautiful palms that so wonderfully decorate our front yard. Well, they’re gone, Tree. But you are, too. Hubs, as unexpected, went above and […]

mini stone dorito brain

mini stone dorito brain

THIS stone-like object appeared in my mouth with a handful of cool ranch doritos a moment ago. Um, glad I didn’t break a tooth! What the heck?! #MiniStoneDoritoBrain

At the age of remotes

At the age of remotes

At 10 months, my son is infatuated with remotes, keys, etc. He’s pretty tame but keep the remote from him and he becomes something inhuman. Needless to say, we let him win pretty often and we’ll remove the batteries and ensure something of interest is […]

the intimate frog

the intimate frog

*one year ago today, pre-blog…* I needed a full day to recuperate and stop shaking before I could share my story. Now that I finally find it to be (A LITTLE) funny and not utterly horrifying, I hope others will share in the hilarity. Yesterday, […]

love, your fav rookie homeowners

love, your fav rookie homeowners

My husband and I are rookie homeowners.  In our first home for just over a year now, we’re both learning how imperative maintenance can be.  At the same time, our antics have been pretty entertaining.  As a co-human, I recognize the looks from technicians.  I […]

7:30

7:30

My husband just went to bed at 7:30.  Happy Friday y’all.

the french song.

the french song.

When I was 14, I started taking French in high school.  I thought I was so cool that I used Napster (#throwback, #reallydatingmyselfhere) to download a couple of French songs by who other than Celine Dion.  One of my favorites that I played on loop […]