Little one, your love gets me through

The first year having a baby is an emotional roller coaster. My little guy and his needs have come before mine: my need to feel connected to my husband as deeply as we once were, my need to see family and friends and socialize as we once did, my need for new clothes even. Reflecting […]

Fisher Price Rock ‘N Play: A Bassinet & Lost Sleep Alternative

If you’re here, you’re probably who I once was: the parent of a newborn, searching the internet desperately for any opportunity to sleep through the night.  As if suffering from sleep deprivation and being borderline-nervous breakdown aren’t enough, it seems like, every day, there’s a new scary article on baby sleep rules and regulations on […]

mini stone dorito brain

THIS stone-like object appeared in my mouth with a handful of cool ranch doritos a moment ago. Um, glad I didn’t break a tooth! What the heck?! #MiniStoneDoritoBrain

secretly terrified of Uber

Let me start by saying that I think the benefits of Uber– when its service is used ideally– are numerous. The concept of Uber, however, somewhat outright horrifies me. I’m sure there’s a background check required, right?  But don’t they also say, “there’s a first for everything”?  I know this applies to any- and everything […]

21 Ways You’re KILLIN’ it.

Ya know, I’m all for the sappy articles that remind moms they’re “good enough” and doing a “good job,” but their intended message of empowerment nearly brings me DOWN to the belief that I’m just achieving the bare minimum when Mom-ing. In fact, if I weren’t particularly sassy and self-confident, I might have forgotten that […]

At the age of remotes

At 10 months, my son is infatuated with remotes, keys, etc. He’s pretty tame but keep the remote from him and he becomes something inhuman. Needless to say, we let him win pretty often and we’ll remove the batteries and ensure something of interest is on tv before handing it over to the big guy […]

what’s the best grocery store, price-wise?

I know options vary by location SO I’m near Sarasota, Florida.  My options are Walmart Grocery, Aldi, Publix, Winn Dixie, and that seems to be it (besides CVS and Family Dollar for select purchases). I’ve been shopping at Aldi and I’m such a pro that I can get like $48 worth of stuff and be […]

the intimate frog

*one year ago today, pre-blog…* I needed a full day to recuperate and stop shaking before I could share my story. Now that I finally find it to be (A LITTLE) funny and not utterly horrifying, I hope others will share in the hilarity. Yesterday, after going potty, I casually glanced back to ensure everything […]