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mr. elephant

mr. elephant

Submitted this for a freelance gig writing children’s books… no takers.  I still feel for you, mr. elephant.   For Miss Giraffe’s birthday She sent invitations galore, And though most furry friends would attend One animal wasn’t so sure. “I know I can’t have any […]

my children’s book

my children’s book

Tried submitting this to a whole bunch of publishers but got no takers.  I still like it. <3 GOOD GUY MEETS SCHMOOSH On a little city street, Where buses would pass by, Lived a young and stellar lad Whose parents named him Guy. When the […]